Holy shit! Talk about a hiatus! Am I right? Folks in the back, you know what I'm talking about!
The last 10 months have been kind of a whirlwind for me.
Almost immediately after finishing my Marvel Retrospective, I got hired at a
mental health hospital, which has been nothing short of a rip-roaring good
time. I will say this: it’s nice to be yelled at by people that are actually
crazy as opposed by being yelled at by some upper-middle class white dude for
making his cappuccino a little too latte-y. Yes, that actually happened, and
yes, it was one of the motivating factors of telling the job to fuck off.
While I didn't work at Starbucks, I certainly share the sentiments. |
Three short months after that, I eternally joined my life
with the best person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. The wedding,
simply put, was the best day of my life.
More fun has never been had. |
Then there was the whole existential crisis thing; the one
where I thought I had nothing left to say and nothing I wrote matched the
standard I had set for myself with the retrospective and I slowly slipped into
a self-hating cycle of misery and woe, creating a void of soul-crushing nothingness
from which there was no escape. I got some new jeans, too, which is pretty
exciting.
But through all of these major life events, one thing has
remained constant: my nerdiness. With all of the enormous blockbusters that
filled the second half of last year, and all of the major players set to fill
the cinemas this year, I cannot sit idly by and let my keyboard collect dust.
So, without further ado, let’s get into it.
I'm so sorry, baby. I won't leave you again. |
This year is going to be a make-or-break year for comic book
flicks. We’ve been in this game for almost eight years now, and fatigue is
certainly starting to set in on both the producer and consumer sides of the
spectrum. Consumers, while not entirely giving up on the blockbuster movies,
have begun to take less interest in the comic book genre, probably in part to
studios flooding the market. My own parents (the parents of a dork) have only
seen two movies out of Marvel’s Phase II line up. I am thoroughly disappointed.
Don't give me that look! I did what I could, man! |
The desire and need to keep up with the ever expanding universe just doesn’t
seem to hold the attention of the general movie-goer anymore, especially since
you would need to take a second mortgage out on your house just to keep up with
ever rising ticket prices. On the flipside, studios are becoming even more
apprehensive with their spending. It’s not a coincidence that the two biggest
movies of 2015 were sequels with huge name recognition and familiar plot lines;
sure-fire hits are becoming less sure-fire. This is part of the reason we’re
getting two “versus” movies and a sequel/prequel/reboot continuation.
Or whatever the hell this is considered now. |
Studios need to see major returns on these
investments, which means that these movies need
to be event movies. There doesn’t seem to be room for experimentation in big,
blockbuster movies anymore, and with six significant comic book releases coming
this year, we may finally reach the point that the media has been hinting at
since 2011: oversaturation.
Officially feeling a bit overwhelmed. |
And yet…
There is hope on the horizon. While Captain America: Civil War, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and
X-Men: Apocalypse will most likely be entertaining and jaw-dropping and every
other buzzword you see on their TV spots (every movie is the best comic book
movie ever, apparently), I imagine they will probably be by-the-numbers
productions. Short of a few surprise character deaths, these movies won’t really
bring anything new to the table. It is the other three films that rests the
future of the comic book world on their shoulders.
DEADPOOL
What is it?:
Just the best. Deadpool follows the
story of a terminally-ill mercenary who is given the healing power of
Wolverine, but at the cost of his looks and his sanity.
Looking at this picture always makes me want pizza. |
Why I’m Excited:
First and foremost I’m a fan of the character. Besides being a great mercenary,
Deadpool runs around throwing out juvenile sexual innuendos, obscure song and
movie references, and just can’t stop talking. Essentially, if you took all of
my best/worst personality traits and threw them into a comic book blender,
Deadpool is what would come out. I may be a little biased.
A thing I actually do at any Denny's I haven't been kicked out of yet. |
Secondly, the
marketing has been great. Trailers have been showing us enough to keep us
interested without spoiling anything, the posters and billboards have been (in)appropriately
hilarious, and the studio is even using the character to encourage testicular
and breast self-exams.
Deadpool might end up saving more lives than any other hero so far. |
All of this promotion serves to prove to the fans that this
movie has the balls or ovaries (gender equality!) to back up its premise.
Finally, you have Ryan Reynolds. This guy has been the biggest cheerleader at
least since the disaster that was X-Men
Origins: Wolverine, and looks to be bringing the same level of charismatic
charm that Robert Downey Jr. brought to Tony Stark, Hugh Jackman brought to
Wolverine, and Heath Ledger brought to the Joker. Perfect casting is what I’m
getting at here, in case I was too subtle.
How it can change
the game: Deadpool is the
first major superhero blockbuster to be rated R. “But what about Blade and Punisher?!” I hear you shout. Well I’m choosing to ignore those
movies, partly because they happened before the comic-movie renaissance and partly
because including them would go against my general thesis. Go cry about it on
your own blog.
The fact that a major studio is pouring money into a
superhero film that teenagers (targeted demographic) by and large cannot see is
a particularly interesting move. Deadpool
has a very particular sense of humor that most people seem to either fully
embrace and appreciate as a fine work of art or hate with a passion that burns
with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. With just a couple of days
left until the film’s release, we will see what kind of legacy (carnage?)
Deadpool leaves in his wake.
If this is any indication, definitely carnage. |
DOCTOR STRANGE
What is it?:
A cocky surgeon loses use of his hands and, in a quest to restore that which
was lost, becomes the Sorcerer Supreme and battles the forces of evil with
magic and spells.
Yeah, the 60s were pretty weird. |
Why I’m Excited:
Have you seen this cast? The credits read like an Academy Award Nomination list.
We have Benedict Cumberbatch: the perfect Sherlock Holmes, a great Kahn (fuck
you, he was great), and an overall great ensemble player (his part in August: Osage County was beautifully
tragic). Aside from the star, we have Tilda Swinton (the human chameleon),
Chiwetel Ejiofor (it took me 20 goddamn minutes to type that name), Mads Mikkelsen
(playing the villain, naturally), and Rachel McAdams. What? Four out of five
ain’t bad.
THEN ACT BETTER! |
And while the cast is certainly enough to get my rotund rear to a
movie theater, it’s what’s going on at the studio level that has really piqued
my interest. Late last year, Ike Perlmutter was overthrown as the Evil Emperor
of Marvel Studios.
Actual photo from inside the studio. |
While you may not know the name, Perlmutter was primarily
responsible for cutting costs and influencing the creative direction of the
films in generally unpleasant ways. This was the guy that didn’t want to pay
Robert Downey Jr. to appear in the upcoming Captain
America: Civil War and couldn’t get behind Edgar Wright’s vision for Ant-Man. As a result of being dethroned,
Kevin Feige was given total control over the direction the studio would take
moving forward. While we don’t know if this is a good or a bad thing yet, I
remain optimistic for the studio moving forward.
Pictured: Physical Optimism. |
How it can change
the game: For a while now, Marvel has been accused of homogenizing its
product as a direct result of the interconnected MCU. Even Ant-Man, which many consider a mild departure from huge action set
pieces, still hit many of the same story beats and pitfalls as most other comic
book flicks (so much exposition!). While I fully expect similar origin story tropes that have been on
display time and time again, Doctor
Strange has the potential to take everything we know about the MCU and mind-fuck
it into a different reality. The promise of alternate dimensions, time travel,
and concept art that encourages the idea of a surreal, acid-trippy, magical spectacle
ensures that Doctor Strange will be
unlike any other superhero movie we have ever seen.
I can taste the LSD. |
Suicide Squad
What is it?:
The world’s deadliest supervillains are tasked with completing suicide missions
because. . . reasons. I like the whole “explosive devices in the head” concept,
but the Amanda Waller “I know how to control people” leaves a little to be
desired.
Why I’m Excited:
Look, I spent the last eleven and 2-thirdsish posts completely sucking off
Marvel. The least I can do is give DC a very unenthusiastic, dead-eyed handy. The
first official trailer (not the Comi-Con sizzle reel) is making Suicide Squad seem like it’s trying really hard to be DC’s Guardians of the Galaxy. I mean that as
both a compliment and a slight. What can I say? I’m a multitasker.
Ooga Chaka! |
The point
and biggest takeaway from the trailer is that this is going to be a decidedly
different movie from Grumpman v.
Angstman: Dawn of the Justice League Part One: The Return of the Reckoning.
While I have yet to write anything detailing my love-hate relationship with DC
(don’t worry, it’s coming), most of you can probably infer my general lack of enthusiasm
for the direction the studio is heading. What excites me, then, is the notion
that there is a happier, funnier, and more colorful corner of the DCCU that
Warner Bros. is interested in exploring. Granted, all of these adjectives apply
to the villains of the universe, but I’ll take what I can get at this point. Plus,
DC has always had better villains than Marvel, so a movie centered on
characters that are tend to overshadow the less interesting heroes is certainly
going to be a fascinating experiment.
How it can change
the game: Guys, they’re pulling away from the gritty, realistic
ambiance that has been the driving force of their films since 2008! With one
notable exception, DC has been stuck in the Nolan-verse for far too long. What’s
great about this is that DC is just starting their interconnected universe, and
can literally go in any direction they want. With Superman and Batman setting a
dower tone (plus Rob Zombie’s redesign for Aquaman), it was easy for me to
assume that Suicide Squad would have
just assimilated and fit into that DC mold.
"I RIDE ON THE BACK OF MY BELUGA!" |
Please, help make this movie successful
so the studio can finally stop using the desaturation filter for their movies.
Final Thoughts
Risk taking. That is what these three very different films
have in common. There is no way of knowing if the humor of Deadpool will be too off kilter, or if Doctor Strange is just too weird for mainstream viewers. And let’s
face it, DC hasn’t exactly had the best track record with their films,
especially those not focused on the Dark Knight or the Boy Scout.
Better make it up to us on Friday, asshole! |
However,
should these films succeed, it could open up the door for limitless possibilities:
R-rated action comedies, more surreal and original big-budget blockbusters,
movies that don’t necessarily have to be nihilistic.
Yes, I know it has "suicide" in the title. I stand by what I said. |
So, can these movies
be the heroes we deserve or will 2016 mark the end of the genre as we know it? Who knows? All I know is that there is enough worth being excited for this year to not give up on the genre. At least, not yet.
END
It feels good to be back, folks. I make absolutely no
promises or commitments of when I will post again, but my goal is to post “more
frequently.” I understand that “more frequently” only needs to mean nine months
or less, but right now my goal is once a week. We’ll see how that goes. I do promise, however, that I will shake off the cobwebs soon. I can feel the snark flow through me.
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll see you next week (hopefully).
Be kind to each other.
-James
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